Thursday, September 25, 2008

Top Ten List From Wasilla, Alaska


The Really: The Los Angeles Times already has the Letterman Top Ten List for tonight's show and it will be given by residents of Wasilla by satellite. Here is the list:

TOP 10 SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT SARAH PALIN
10. Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain “Grandpa.”
9. She stole that sexy librarian look from me.
8. Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown.
7. Does great impressions of Tina Fey.
6. Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky.
5. Working on “Knight Rider” spinoff about a talking snowmobile.
4. Favorite book? “Late Show Fun Facts” -– available at fine stores everywhere.
3. Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull.
2. To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes.
1. Only person I know who’s not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

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