Friday, August 21, 2009

thirtysomething

Like Woodstock, maybe you had to be there. The series is now on DVD.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Television Not Just For Dummies Anymore



The line between television and cinema film are slowly disappearing in the next wave of creative content on your Tivo, your IPhone, or your Cineplex. What's responsible?


"People who write about television, who give out awards for television, who think and talk about television, love "Mad Men." Love it. Partly because it is smart, gorgeous and sexy and partly because it is proof positive that TV can do everything film can do, and once a week for a full season.

Jon Hamm's sleek-haired, square-jawed Don Draper squints through an artful squiggle of cigarette smoke at the golden head of wife Betty (January Jones) and nostalgia swells, for Cary Grant and Humphrey Bogart, for Grace Kelly and Ingrid Bergman, for all those beloved films in which men wore hats and women wore gloves and the removal of each could be more seductive and meaningful than any hard-R sex scene. With its perfectly stylized sets, awash in lights and shadows so rich they could be filtered through a half-full highball glass, "Mad Men" seems at times like a treasure trove of undiscovered film, unearthed from some studio vault. "

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Robert Downey Jr. As Sherlock Holmes

The newly freed Guy Richie and the bestest bad boy actor ever do: lock, stock and two smoking nostrils. Hard to say how the film will be but the trailer is magnificent.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Calvin Borel


They call him Bo-Rail and he won the Derby a couple of years ago on a weaving ride off the rail on Street Sense. Yesterday he won the Kentucky Oaks and today the Kentucky Derby--on the rail. From near last to a commanding win aboard the $10,000 horse Mine That Bird (who has Belmont and Derby winners in his bloodline) but nobody thought the horse was much (he comes out of Canada for goodness sakes) and he went off at 50-1.

He bested million dollar horses owned by sheiks and the cream of the horse racing establishment.

How much does the jockey matter? A lot.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Swine Flu Camus



“Everybody knows that pestilences have a way of recurring in the world; yet somehow we find it hard to believe in ones that crash down on our heads from a blue sky.” --The Plague


Friday, April 24, 2009

Maurice Jarre's Epic Run



Composer of some of the most known movie music died in Los Angeles at age 84. Best known for film scores such as Lawrence of Arabia and Dr. Zhivago, but his haunting and epic music for Is Paris Burning? and Grand Prix remain my favorites.

A green metal Lotus racer I played with on a rug for hours...falling asleep as a partisan liberating the grand city, whose name at the time, I didn't even know.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009

Grief


Husband of and mother of Natasha Richardson at the funeral.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Phrase "Financial Products" Was The Beginning Of The End



Who coined the phrase "financial products"? I remember hearing that phrase a couple of years ago and thinking, "That doesn't sound right."

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Old Man Almost Wins The British Open At Turnberry


Is this really possible? Do old man smarts trump big hitting youngsters at Turnberry? Tom Watson is 59 years old. Official Leaderboard is here.
Tom Watson failed to par the 18th hole to insure his victory in the British Open and had a tough slog through the four-hole playoff with Stewart Cink. The second place finish was remarkable nonetheless but not what Tom Watson or most fans were looking for.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Tucker Carlson Comes Back From Wherever To Call Jon Stewart A Partisan Hack

The Really: Tucker? Do you really miss Jon that much?

Tucker Carlson can't get enough of calling Jon Stewart names. It's a ratings bonanza!! So today Tucker calls Jon a "partisan hack" and will "end up like Lenny Bruce" (which of course means dead of a heroin overdose) for taking Jim Cramer to the woodshed--which we believe Jim Cramer liked.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Jon Stewart Eviscerates Jim Cramer And All Financial Monkey Pundits On CNBC

The Really: It was one of television's great moments. Cramer seemed on the verge of tears. But he is a lawyer so he might have been playing possum. But he didn't have a leg to stand on against Stewart's argument that the CNBC shows and Cramer's show do a public disservice. Jon Stewart at his best.




Unedited Interview Jon Stewart/Jim Cramer Part 1 NSFW




Unedited Interview Jon Stewart/Jim Cramer Part 2 NSFW




Unedited Interview Jon Stewart/Jim Cramer Part 3 NSFW




The funny thing is while we are waiting for the link to the Jim Cramer Daily Show Massacre we noticed Jon's videos have an ad at the beginning of them: FROM BANK OF AMERICA! Guess everybody has to earn a living.

New Presidential Computer Guy's Former Office Raided By FBI

The Really: President's Obama's choice for technology chief had his former office raided by the FBI investigating a bribery case.

The new Secretary In Charge Of Computers, Twitters and Facebook Pages Vivek Kundra, has taken a leave of from his new job in government. But if this guy had nothing to do with the bribery scam, why does he need to take the leave? The FBI says he is not the target but a contractor that he was in charge of prior to his government job is.

Control + Alt + Del

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

You Know Things Are Bad When "Sam" From Cheers Loses His Job



The Really: Eddie Doyle, the famous bartender at Boston pub Cheers -- the inspiration behind the hit show -- is losing his post after nearly 35 years due to the economy.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Kitchen Nightmare: "Oh, P*** O**!"


The Really: Is Gordon Ramsay in the middle of his very own Hell's Kitchen?

The recent New Great Depression has taught us it is not always clear what the mechanics of financial agreements are. Apparently no one in the government, SEC or on the talking heads news stations like CNBC really knows either so we don't want to comment on the sale of Chef Gordon Ramsay's LA restaurant with the confusing name (Gordon Ramsay at the London West Hollywood).

Let's just say we didn't ask from comment from the old boy because we knew what the answer would be: "P*** O**!!!!"

Monday, March 9, 2009

John McCain Says Quit Bailing Out Banks


The Really: Let them fail? Really? Why not just make them lend?

Senator John McCain went on a Fox talk show this weekend and has come to the conclusion that we need to stop bailing out GM, AIG or even the banks. Fine for a man with a big enough mattress to hide his money in but has anyone thought of the dislocations this would cause. And is this a suggestion for a national bank? Holy Constitution Batman!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Octo-Mom Blogs!


The Really: We like the new masters of radaronline.com (the Enquirer folks) because the artsy fartsy former editors and writers at Radar made us laugh too much and made us think too much...which hurt our heads.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Rove To Testify, But Not In The Light


The Really: Rove to finally be forced to answer questions under oath?

But before you get visions of Sweet Citizen Sam Ervin bumbling through a Watergate-like glare, just read the fine print over at The Caucus. It will be in deposition but not in public. He will be under oath and perjury would apply but you won't have to take off of work to watch it because it will not be televised...that is if you have a job.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

DeNiro Gives Jimmy Fallon A Hard Time


pic from videogum.com

The Really: This late night show hosting is easy!

Don't want to be too critical but Fallon's first show was sometimes a little uncomfortable to watch. DeNiro IS NOT an easy interview. Some highlights or lowlights here at Gawker.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Academy Gets It Right

The Really: So much of the awards show got it right that it would be a shame to nitpick too much.

It felt like the pros were in charge. Jackman was great and his opening number was a hilariously complete instant classic.

But because Sean Penn deservedly won for Milk we did not get to hear a Mickey Rourke moment at the Oscars so here is his Independent Spirit Award speech (NSFW) for his win yesterday for Best Actor. And we like Eric Roberts too.

Your Oscar Viewing Begins Now



The Really: Some of you are going to watch the Oscar stuff all day. You know you will. Really.
"Countdown to the Red Carpet" (E!, 2-6 p.m.), which psychs viewers up for the red carpet. Then, from 6-8 p.m., Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic cover celebrity arrivals on "Live From the Red Carpet."The TV Guide channel (not available on Cablevision Systems) also will be on the red carpet from 6 to 8 p.m., with "Live at the Academy Awards" with Lisa Rinna and Joey Fatone hosting.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Domer Comes Down With Swine Flu


The Swine Flu has cast an ugly shadow over the picture of "touchdown" Jesus at the University of Notre Dame. Here is the university's press release about the student. Wonder if this will change the President's plan to attend the disputed appearance at the university or at least provide cover or an out.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Oscar Rehearsal Footage

The Really: Nikki Finke says this is real...

Hugh Jackman is hosting the Oscars. Yeah, is a Wolverine but he is a Broadway type and has hosted the Tonys a couple of times. The top hat and cane stuff looks pretty old school but look at the guns on that guy.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

And The Oscar Goes To...Matilda


The Really: If Heath Ledger wins the posthumous award for his role as The Joker in Dark Knight, it will go to his daughter Matilda when she reaches 18.

President Obama's First International Trip


The Really: The President's first foreign trip is...Canada?
Don't get us wrong, we love the Canadians; we can see them from here! But they eat poutine and they are on the way to Alaska so... But that Ice Road Truckers is one cool show. Oh, and their national anthem is THE BEST, bar none.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Joey Ramone And Cher: Seperated At Birth



The Really: Jes saying.


Seperated at birth.


Will Someone Kindly Say Something Nice About Hugh Jackman?

The Really: What is all this hating on Hugh Jackman as host of the Academy Awards?

You know. Wolverine? Australia? --well, nevermind the Australia thing--Oklahoma? What did Hugh Jackman ever do to you? Well, we are solidly in the Hugh Jackman camp. We like him as a Tony host and we will like him just fine as the Oscar host.


Monday, February 16, 2009

Stuff Bumping Into Other Stuff


The Really: Lost in the fear and desperation of the world economic crisis (and airplane crashes and such) comes little reported news of nuclear submarines running into each other and satellites smashing into each other. You would think space and the oceans would be too big for such stuff to happen.


Friday, February 13, 2009

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

If You Believe They Put A Man On The Moon

The Really: Where is Joaquin?

Mickey Rourke: The Comeback Is Complete


The Really: What exactly is wrong with Mickey Rourke?
It is long way from Diner.
He won the BAFTA and the Golden Globe and will likely win the Oscar. The lifetime comeback award is all his. But what exactly is up with Mickey Rourke?

Monday, February 9, 2009

A New Political Patry: The Obstructionist Old Party




The Really: The GOP has become so marginalized that it is no longer the GOP but the OOP.

The spiritual leaders are Rush Limbaugh and Anne Coulter and the National Chairman says work is not a job. The stimulus package is a spending bill (duh) and the real answer to the disaster that George W. Bush and his robber barons has wrought is to do NOTHING! What a corker!

OOP: You ruined the country and we are not going to take it anymore.

Why Are The BAFTA's More Interesting Than The Oscars?

The Really: The Oscars could take a little schooling from the British Academy Awards (BAFTA).

The Orange British Academy Awards last night were as good as it gets. Funny, raunchy and poignant without being maudlin and where else is Terry Gilliam going to get a lifetime acheivement award?

Here is the award for the late Heath Ledger for his role as The Joker in The Dark Knight.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Once Upon A Time People Got All Excited About E-Books, Then, Not So Much. But Can The IPhone Make The Kindle Hip?


The Really: Nobody is ever to going to make people read books electronically.
Well how about if they put the Kindle on your IPhone? Well that's a different story.

Many years ago publisher's got all excited about e-books...all those messy costs for paper and binding and the remainders, sheesh the remainders. The print to demand model looked perfect to reduce the costs of books but there was just one problem. Except for the pricing and royalty structure of books, the book is THE PERFECT technology. It is portable, can be read on a plane, a train, or under a tree, or in bed. It doesn't require electricity. Most don't weigh too much and they are solid things which can be placed on a shelf for easy access or thrown against a wall if they pique.

The Kindle promised to be a nice cross between the e-paper requirements for distribution of books but didn't electrify (pun) the reading public...what is left of it.

But what if you put the Kindle on an IPhone? Now you are talking. A hardware device as much beloved as a book itself. Now we are getting somewhere.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Two Big Events In Tech That Will Largely Go Unnoticed


The Really: The best looking HD TV is leaving the market?
The Bad: Say it ain't so Gizmodo who reports that Pioneer (the sponsor of the endlessly beautiful Smithsonian Channel to which this writer is addicted) will be leaving the TV market.
The Good: A Delta Communications e-paper reader which is (get this Kindle!) readable. Just kidding Kindle you have come a long way --but why do you insist on looking so ugly? Call Mac for design tips.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

DP May Be A DB Which Means Christian Bale Might Be OK


The Really: Christian Bale's tirade was totally justified!

According to Radar Online: Bale became a hero to cast and crew after his tirade against Hurlbut, who was widely despised, sources tell RadarOnline.com exclusively. "Hurlbut was a condescending (bleep) to everyone," a source told us. His favorite line was "Why don't you go stab yourself in the head, you idiot." Maybe Bale's not such a bad guy after all.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

What Does Kate Winslet Have To Do To Win An Oscar?


The Really: Kate Winslet has been nominated 6 times for an Academy Award but she will not win again this year?
Why? Cause the Best Actress Golden Globe winner was not nominated for her role in Revolutionary Road. Instead she is nominated for her role as an unrepentent NAZI! Well, duh. How is the Academy going to give her an award for that!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Daschle Withdraws Name From Consideration: Democrats Having Trouble Finding Democrats Who Pay Taxes


The Really: Democrats really can't find people without tax problems for positions in government?

Or is the reality that everyone --if you look hard enough--has tax problems. Even ones they do not know about.

In related believe it or not vetting mistakes the Chief Performance Officer (Nancy Killefer) has withdrawn her name from consideration due to some sort of tax problem...

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Super Good Super Bowl: Super Bad Commercials


The Really: This really was a great game; an epic back and forth battle but the commercials were Super Bad.

Singled out for worst was the Dorritos commercial were some guy crunches a chip and a women's clothes fly off revealing a teenage boy's underwear fantasy. Cheap.

But the best to my mind was the Hulu.com commercial. Witty, funny, delivered with 30 Rock precision by Alec Baldwin and by the way, the place were you can see all the Super Bowl commercials.

Oh yeah. Pittsburg won 27-23 but it was in doubt till the end.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Killer Flu Survivor Says, "It's Not So Bad"?!


Yes, we know that people have died and we will likely be struck down with the killer swine flu for even writing this, but a young man from Loyola University in Chicago is now recovering from a bout with the killer virus and has this message for the fearful and scared: "Don't freak out!!"

"I could hardly move," Hairsine said by phone. "It was a chore to get out of bed. I felt absolutely terrible. I feel like it still is the flu, but it's not so terrible that people should be freaking out the way they are."

Leave it to a political science major to argue both sides of the issue.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Oscar Nominations: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Milk


The Really: Benjamin Button got 13 nominations? (Click on the ballot to get your own official downloadable pdf for printing)

Here they are and one great surpise is the weakness of the film Revolutionary Road in favor of noms for The Reader. The battle of the Hollywood titans Weinstein and Rudin seems to have been won by Harvey Weinstein (again).

Could Milk slip in as Best picture
with split votes for The Wrestler and Benjamin Button? Get out your ballots, have a party and watch February 22.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Obama's Pen



The Really: Use wisely.

Oath Of Office Do Over



The Really: Citing an abundance of caution the President took the oath of office again at the White House tonight with Chief Justice Roberts presiding. Faithfully.

But what happens to the executive orders the President signed today? Do Overs?

Joe Biden's quip about Roberts' flub got a disapproving look from Obama today as well.

Covers Of World Newspapers: Obama Inauguration.


The Really: What if America elected a president the world actually was excited about?

This terrific graphic was put together at Gawker and is suitable for blowing up and framing. Many languages with the same sentiment. After watching Barack Obama yesterday we came away with the feeling, "This guy might actually be able to do it!" Whatever it is.
Click on graphic for original larger image.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Top Chef Saves Life!


The Really: Tom Colicchio, secret love of millions of men and woman, Top Chef Judge, Craft owner/chef and winner of five James Beard Medals can add one more thing to his resume.

Lifesaver!
You know who Tom is because you secretly watch Top Chef and know all about Leah and Hosea and all the crew just like we do. Hello Padma!!!

But Tom apparently saved the life of famous cookbook author Joan Nathan (The New American Cooking) last night at some thing involved with the inaugural cooking ball or something.

Some fresh ground pepper with your Heimlich?




Saturday, January 17, 2009

Sully's Landing

The Really: Just released video of Sully's landing of US Airways Jet on the Hudson. Watch left hand side of video at 2:01.

Brace For Impact


The Really: Is 2009 the year we need to "brace for impact?"

Perhaps I am missing the good cheer that approaches Barack Obama's Inauguration Day . The sense of relief I feel at this milestone does not translate to any form of euphoria.
Having been through a few economic downturns in our lives we are astonished that no matter the evidence, people we will resort, out of all kinds of fear, to making amazingly horrible decisions.

It generally starts out with a class stratification:where those doing financially okay will look at those having a hard time as somehow morally and intellectually deficient. The sneers and catty comments work their ways into conversations of those not yet touched. They take solace that it couldn't happen to them and it must be these other people's problem. Like very sick patients the people caught in the first wave of pain also assume it is their fault and understand they will be shunned by those not wanting to catch the disease.

Of course the fact is that most people can't sustain the economic downturn for more than six months to a year is lost on some who insist that it must be THEIR OWN FAULT.

As the deep recession continues (or as we like to call it the NEW DEPRESSION) it widens to those who were not first touched and those begin to see their worth disappear. Suddenly real fear sets in and strange attempts at ostrich-like behavior appear. The bunker mentality takes over and people start hoarding prepared foods and in many parts of the country bullets.
The notion that we "all hang together or hang separately" is lost in all sorts of bad behavior and though the solution was there all along (let us struggle together to make it through) it is lost in the looks on the faces of the folk as they jockey for position.

In the terrific Spielberg movie Empire of the Sun the boy who has survived a Japanese concentration camp is asked what he has learned after he is freed: "People will do anything for a potato," he says.

I spoke recently with someone who lived through The Great Depression and asked them what it was like. They said, "It was sad."

Brace for impact.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Miracle On The Hudson


The Really: Fox's Neil Cavuto says Canadian geese have an attitude.

Pilot of US Airways plane forced to ditch in Hudson after striking a flock of Canadian geese will be hailed as a hero for his water landing on the cold, very cold Hudson River today.

US Airways news conference: Everyone is off the plane and accounted for. "Please don't speculate," the spokesman said.

If you would like to know how really, really special this water landing was, please read the best writer on pilots and airlines working today: Patrick Smith of Salon. Yes, he is a commercial airline pilot who flies regularly.

By now everybody knows his name: Chesley (Sully) Sullenberger III. One-time USAF Fighter Pilot and Captain of US Airways 1549.

US Airways Jet Crashes In The Hudson River




The Really: Breaking on US Airways commuter jet which is currently sitting half submerged in the Hudson River. Stay tuned for pictures and updates.

Tune to MSNBC for pictures.

Plane is Us Airways Flight 1549 New York to Charlotte. It was taking off from LaGuardia.

Plane is surrounded by rescue boats.

Pilot reported a possible bird strike at takeoff. Flock of geese.

Passengers are being rescued from the wings. Plane is intact.

146 passengers; 5 crew. Numerous rescue vessels surrounding the plane. River is calm.

Circle Line ferries are assisting with the rescue. Some passengers already very cold, wet and onshore.

Fox is reporting. All passengers are now off the plane. No reports of major injuries right now. Pilot is being hailed as a miracle worker. Many passengers are being taken to the hospital for hypothermia and some "car crash" like injuries.

Let's beat the Post to the punch: Miracle On The Hudson

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

You Can't Get Fired For Being Drunk On The Job



The Really: ...in Lima, Peru.

That's right, if you were planning on sitting out the coming New Depression in a cloud of alcohol, we have found the place for you: Peru. Justices in Lima have decided you can't be fired for being drunk at work if you are not DOING ANYTHING. That is the key. As long as you don't hurt anyone or become offensive you are fine.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Barack Obama's College Journalism: What were you doing in 1983?


The Really: What can we learn about our new President from his 1983 Columbia college article?

And don't say, "I wasn't even born yet!" Read it here and you will likely find it interesting (via Politico). After all, we are currently in what the Chinese proverb called "interesting times".

Monday, January 12, 2009

Darren Aronofsky's Finger Costs NBC $$$$$ ?

The Really: Depending on how the Supreme Court rules on FCC v. Fox, that little lark between winner Mickey Rourke and Darren may have cost Jeff Zucker (who was in the room) about 1/2 million dollars.
UPDATE: The screen went to black for several seconds during this part on the West Coast telecast. I thought my cable was out.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

“What kind of a dog are we getting, and when are we getting it?”


The Really: The President-Elect's kids know how to get things done.

So they slipped the question to George Stephanopoulos on his political talk forum This Week and the President was FORCED to answer.
Some problems are easier to solve than others: and yes, the breed of the above The Portugeuse Water Hound is one of the finalists -- though maybe not this one.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

The "Push Back": Jargon 2009

The Really: New favorite code word for political pundits is "push back". Two words or one? It means "getting shit for something" or "backlash". Sometimes indicted people push back. Sometimes photographers push back too (at 0:13).

Friday, January 9, 2009

Equal Pay For Equal Work For Women Comes In A Whisper


The Really: Equal pay for women passes House -- to become a reality in practice.
The Ledbetter legislation passed the House today and is poised to become law. Equal pay for equal work becomes a reality.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Era Of Irresponsibility


The Really: Was America's version of free markets just a clever ponzi scheme?

President-elect Barack Obama in a speech at George Mason University this morning laid the blame for the current economic disaster firmly at the feet of the unregulated markets touted by the Reagan, Greenspan, Bush doctrinaires.

In a crisp, clean speech outlining the huge problem facing Americans Obama outlined what will be necessary to come back from the hole the Gordon Gekkos have wrought.

Then in a speech writing blunder (somebody has to watch that kid) Obama said the Administration would even work weekends if necessary. Huh?

Monday, January 5, 2009

A Kiss Is Just A Kiss


The Really: A well-known website is saying that a picture of Travolta kissing the "Jett Travolta nanny" implies a homosexual relationship between the two.

So is the pic above proof that Kirk Douglas and John have been having an affair? Since dinosaurs roamed? The LA Times wants to know.

Mark Ebner has been following the CoS angle to this story through his Hollywood Interrupted site.

Sidebar: Kirk once played the rogue reporter in Billy Wilder's Ace In The Hole about a newspaperman who prolongs the rescue of a trapped mine worker to increase the circulation for the rescue story. Any similarity to the Blogosphere and MSM is purely intentional.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Franken Wins Minnesota Senate Seat: He Was Good Enough


The Really:...according to the Minnesota Sec'y of State.
It is being widely reported that Franken will be named winner of the Minnesota Senate seat. Unlike Illinois, Franken will likely be seated even if there are legal challenges since there is no evidence he bribed the governor.