Monday, September 22, 2008

Make Your Own Bridge Loan


The Really: While your government fiddles and Rome burns, you can find your own funding right under your nose!

1) Cushions: Seat, sofa car. There is a treasure waiting for you right in your car, house or apartment. Pocket change and even FOLDING money can be found if you take the time to look. Wear gloves: not too thick so you can feel the difference between money and a stray paperclip but thick enough to tell the difference between a dime and apiece of windshield glass.

2) Your change jar: All that nasty, dirty change that has been stacking up for years is just like the price of gold in value--skyrocketing. Almost every town has a place with one of those change sorting machines (usually grocery stores) and they can be more fun than punching the machines at the Indian casino.

3) Clothes you wore the last time you had money: Those would be suits you wore out-on-the-town and you were out to have fun and throwing caution to the wind. 10s, 20s and even a hundred can be found here. Also clothes only worn on special occasions like funerals, proms, or before you got fat. You will be able to wear these again pretty soon!

4) Money you hid: Didn't you? When you heard about the rash of break-ins in the neighborhood or back when you had a drug or alcohol problem and thought it would be wise to hide some money for a rainy day? In a book, in the MATTRESS, under the lip of a shelf? Check it out; what else are you doing?

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