Tucker Carlson Comes Back From Wherever To Call Jon Stewart A Partisan Hack

The Really: Tucker? Do you really miss Jon that much?

Tucker Carlson can't get enough of calling Jon Stewart names. It's a ratings bonanza!! So today Tucker calls Jon a "partisan hack" and will "end up like Lenny Bruce" (which of course means dead of a heroin overdose) for taking Jim Cramer to the woodshed--which we believe Jim Cramer liked.

And The Winner Is...

The Really: Stay tuned to blogreally.com for our picks of who won, who lost and what it all really means.

Palin's Magnificent 7 To Give Statements In Troopergate Probe

The Really: The Alaskan State Government is really going to hold Governor Sarah Palin's feet to the fire and have her staff answer some question.

The headline may read "7 in Palin's administration agree to give statements in probe" but if you read the fine print, all 7 didn't agree willingly. All 7 had fought tooth and nail to dodge the subpoenas but it seems the truth may be catching up after all. Stay tuned to find out what happens, and we'll be back in just a minute.