McCain Befuddled By Joe The Country Music Star

The Really: McCain campaign is back on track!

Apparently Joe the Plumber is busy signing his new country music contract while shivering, forgetting John McCain enters advanced state of befuddlement in depression bound Defiance, Ohio.

Is Joe The Plumber An Electiontrician?

The Really: Is Joe The Plumber really undecided?

After ten minutes in last night's debate we became sick of our struggling quarter million dollar a year salaried Joe The Plumber. You know Joe, the undecided voter who can't buy his business because Barack Obama is a communist or something?

Well it turns out Joe is a registered Republican and voted that way in a primary. Or maybe he is not registered at all and his last name sounds a little familiar and we do not mean it sounds like a deli sandwich. Maybe he became "undecided" but maybe he is also a political plant. It happens.