Thursday, January 29, 2009

Killer Flu Survivor Says, "It's Not So Bad"?!


Yes, we know that people have died and we will likely be struck down with the killer swine flu for even writing this, but a young man from Loyola University in Chicago is now recovering from a bout with the killer virus and has this message for the fearful and scared: "Don't freak out!!"

"I could hardly move," Hairsine said by phone. "It was a chore to get out of bed. I felt absolutely terrible. I feel like it still is the flu, but it's not so terrible that people should be freaking out the way they are."

Leave it to a political science major to argue both sides of the issue.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Oscar Nominations: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Milk


The Really: Benjamin Button got 13 nominations? (Click on the ballot to get your own official downloadable pdf for printing)

Here they are and one great surpise is the weakness of the film Revolutionary Road in favor of noms for The Reader. The battle of the Hollywood titans Weinstein and Rudin seems to have been won by Harvey Weinstein (again).

Could Milk slip in as Best picture
with split votes for The Wrestler and Benjamin Button? Get out your ballots, have a party and watch February 22.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Obama's Pen



The Really: Use wisely.

Oath Of Office Do Over



The Really: Citing an abundance of caution the President took the oath of office again at the White House tonight with Chief Justice Roberts presiding. Faithfully.

But what happens to the executive orders the President signed today? Do Overs?

Joe Biden's quip about Roberts' flub got a disapproving look from Obama today as well.

Covers Of World Newspapers: Obama Inauguration.


The Really: What if America elected a president the world actually was excited about?

This terrific graphic was put together at Gawker and is suitable for blowing up and framing. Many languages with the same sentiment. After watching Barack Obama yesterday we came away with the feeling, "This guy might actually be able to do it!" Whatever it is.
Click on graphic for original larger image.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Top Chef Saves Life!


The Really: Tom Colicchio, secret love of millions of men and woman, Top Chef Judge, Craft owner/chef and winner of five James Beard Medals can add one more thing to his resume.

Lifesaver!
You know who Tom is because you secretly watch Top Chef and know all about Leah and Hosea and all the crew just like we do. Hello Padma!!!

But Tom apparently saved the life of famous cookbook author Joan Nathan (The New American Cooking) last night at some thing involved with the inaugural cooking ball or something.

Some fresh ground pepper with your Heimlich?




Saturday, January 17, 2009

Sully's Landing

The Really: Just released video of Sully's landing of US Airways Jet on the Hudson. Watch left hand side of video at 2:01.

Brace For Impact


The Really: Is 2009 the year we need to "brace for impact?"

Perhaps I am missing the good cheer that approaches Barack Obama's Inauguration Day . The sense of relief I feel at this milestone does not translate to any form of euphoria.
Having been through a few economic downturns in our lives we are astonished that no matter the evidence, people we will resort, out of all kinds of fear, to making amazingly horrible decisions.

It generally starts out with a class stratification:where those doing financially okay will look at those having a hard time as somehow morally and intellectually deficient. The sneers and catty comments work their ways into conversations of those not yet touched. They take solace that it couldn't happen to them and it must be these other people's problem. Like very sick patients the people caught in the first wave of pain also assume it is their fault and understand they will be shunned by those not wanting to catch the disease.

Of course the fact is that most people can't sustain the economic downturn for more than six months to a year is lost on some who insist that it must be THEIR OWN FAULT.

As the deep recession continues (or as we like to call it the NEW DEPRESSION) it widens to those who were not first touched and those begin to see their worth disappear. Suddenly real fear sets in and strange attempts at ostrich-like behavior appear. The bunker mentality takes over and people start hoarding prepared foods and in many parts of the country bullets.
The notion that we "all hang together or hang separately" is lost in all sorts of bad behavior and though the solution was there all along (let us struggle together to make it through) it is lost in the looks on the faces of the folk as they jockey for position.

In the terrific Spielberg movie Empire of the Sun the boy who has survived a Japanese concentration camp is asked what he has learned after he is freed: "People will do anything for a potato," he says.

I spoke recently with someone who lived through The Great Depression and asked them what it was like. They said, "It was sad."

Brace for impact.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Miracle On The Hudson


The Really: Fox's Neil Cavuto says Canadian geese have an attitude.

Pilot of US Airways plane forced to ditch in Hudson after striking a flock of Canadian geese will be hailed as a hero for his water landing on the cold, very cold Hudson River today.

US Airways news conference: Everyone is off the plane and accounted for. "Please don't speculate," the spokesman said.

If you would like to know how really, really special this water landing was, please read the best writer on pilots and airlines working today: Patrick Smith of Salon. Yes, he is a commercial airline pilot who flies regularly.

By now everybody knows his name: Chesley (Sully) Sullenberger III. One-time USAF Fighter Pilot and Captain of US Airways 1549.

US Airways Jet Crashes In The Hudson River




The Really: Breaking on US Airways commuter jet which is currently sitting half submerged in the Hudson River. Stay tuned for pictures and updates.

Tune to MSNBC for pictures.

Plane is Us Airways Flight 1549 New York to Charlotte. It was taking off from LaGuardia.

Plane is surrounded by rescue boats.

Pilot reported a possible bird strike at takeoff. Flock of geese.

Passengers are being rescued from the wings. Plane is intact.

146 passengers; 5 crew. Numerous rescue vessels surrounding the plane. River is calm.

Circle Line ferries are assisting with the rescue. Some passengers already very cold, wet and onshore.

Fox is reporting. All passengers are now off the plane. No reports of major injuries right now. Pilot is being hailed as a miracle worker. Many passengers are being taken to the hospital for hypothermia and some "car crash" like injuries.

Let's beat the Post to the punch: Miracle On The Hudson

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

You Can't Get Fired For Being Drunk On The Job



The Really: ...in Lima, Peru.

That's right, if you were planning on sitting out the coming New Depression in a cloud of alcohol, we have found the place for you: Peru. Justices in Lima have decided you can't be fired for being drunk at work if you are not DOING ANYTHING. That is the key. As long as you don't hurt anyone or become offensive you are fine.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Barack Obama's College Journalism: What were you doing in 1983?


The Really: What can we learn about our new President from his 1983 Columbia college article?

And don't say, "I wasn't even born yet!" Read it here and you will likely find it interesting (via Politico). After all, we are currently in what the Chinese proverb called "interesting times".

Monday, January 12, 2009

Darren Aronofsky's Finger Costs NBC $$$$$ ?

The Really: Depending on how the Supreme Court rules on FCC v. Fox, that little lark between winner Mickey Rourke and Darren may have cost Jeff Zucker (who was in the room) about 1/2 million dollars.
UPDATE: The screen went to black for several seconds during this part on the West Coast telecast. I thought my cable was out.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

“What kind of a dog are we getting, and when are we getting it?”


The Really: The President-Elect's kids know how to get things done.

So they slipped the question to George Stephanopoulos on his political talk forum This Week and the President was FORCED to answer.
Some problems are easier to solve than others: and yes, the breed of the above The Portugeuse Water Hound is one of the finalists -- though maybe not this one.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

The "Push Back": Jargon 2009

The Really: New favorite code word for political pundits is "push back". Two words or one? It means "getting shit for something" or "backlash". Sometimes indicted people push back. Sometimes photographers push back too (at 0:13).

Friday, January 9, 2009

Equal Pay For Equal Work For Women Comes In A Whisper


The Really: Equal pay for women passes House -- to become a reality in practice.
The Ledbetter legislation passed the House today and is poised to become law. Equal pay for equal work becomes a reality.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Era Of Irresponsibility


The Really: Was America's version of free markets just a clever ponzi scheme?

President-elect Barack Obama in a speech at George Mason University this morning laid the blame for the current economic disaster firmly at the feet of the unregulated markets touted by the Reagan, Greenspan, Bush doctrinaires.

In a crisp, clean speech outlining the huge problem facing Americans Obama outlined what will be necessary to come back from the hole the Gordon Gekkos have wrought.

Then in a speech writing blunder (somebody has to watch that kid) Obama said the Administration would even work weekends if necessary. Huh?

Monday, January 5, 2009

A Kiss Is Just A Kiss


The Really: A well-known website is saying that a picture of Travolta kissing the "Jett Travolta nanny" implies a homosexual relationship between the two.

So is the pic above proof that Kirk Douglas and John have been having an affair? Since dinosaurs roamed? The LA Times wants to know.

Mark Ebner has been following the CoS angle to this story through his Hollywood Interrupted site.

Sidebar: Kirk once played the rogue reporter in Billy Wilder's Ace In The Hole about a newspaperman who prolongs the rescue of a trapped mine worker to increase the circulation for the rescue story. Any similarity to the Blogosphere and MSM is purely intentional.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Franken Wins Minnesota Senate Seat: He Was Good Enough


The Really:...according to the Minnesota Sec'y of State.
It is being widely reported that Franken will be named winner of the Minnesota Senate seat. Unlike Illinois, Franken will likely be seated even if there are legal challenges since there is no evidence he bribed the governor.

The Three Best Shows On Television



The Really: In honor of the "listicle" --listicle n. an article (newspaper, magazine, web site, etc.) consisting primarily of a list--and the endless end-of-year lists, I have made up my own list of the best shows on television. The strange thing is it never changes from year to year.

As much as I like the Mad Men and various special event shows ( I especially liked Tin Man and True Blood this year) there are three shows which year in and year out never fail to amaze and always believe excellence is its own reward.

Click on the logos to go to the shows' websites.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Sam Shepard Arrested For DUI

The Really: Sam was busted in Normal, Illinois (home of Illinois State University and former home of David Foster Wallace) and la-de-da-de-blah-de-blah; but we will just use it as an excuse to let you watch Sinise and Malkovich in True West one of theatre's great moments.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Obama Eats Sno-Cones With Children While World Falls Apart


The Really: They are not sno-cones. It is called "shave" as in "shaved ice" which is a very different treat from a sno-cone.
Each part of our great land has its own fun food treat and each is as distinct as gelato is from ice cream. Here is the skinny on "shave" which as right wing pundits will point out, Obama is enjoying as the world falls into the flames of one of Nostrodamus' predictions.

Doorkeeper Of The Senate: Sergeant-At-Arms


The Really: The drama of someone actually barring Roland Burris from entering the Senate will be handled quietly behind the scenes...maybe.

Did you know that as a sitting Governor, Rod Blago has complete access to the Senate floor!!!! Would he dare show? You never know with Blago but if Roland Burris attempts to take a seat next Tuesday as the junior Senator from Illinois, the barring duties would fall to the DOORKEEPER.

The really cool part is that the Sergeant-At-Arms of the Senate is a former Chicago cop!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year!


The Really: Hope won but the malaise remains for twenty more days.