Showing posts with label end of the world. Show all posts
Showing posts with label end of the world. Show all posts

Friday, January 2, 2009

Obama Eats Sno-Cones With Children While World Falls Apart


The Really: They are not sno-cones. It is called "shave" as in "shaved ice" which is a very different treat from a sno-cone.
Each part of our great land has its own fun food treat and each is as distinct as gelato is from ice cream. Here is the skinny on "shave" which as right wing pundits will point out, Obama is enjoying as the world falls into the flames of one of Nostrodamus' predictions.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Citi Never Sleeps


The Really: Late breaking news from CNBC shows that the Citi never sleeps when it is trying to put together a deal to save itself.

Breaking now: Citi is trying to work with the Government to sell assets or receive a bailout-in (or "out" as you prefer) but the situation is fluid. (The mind boggles when one thinks what kind of fluids these may be).

Meanwhile Ryan Tate the night reporter at Gawker has compiled several reports which lead one to believe that the following countries are on the brink of a kind of "bankruptcy".: joining poor Iceland may soon be Great Britain, Switzerland and Hedgefundia.

Dealbreaker is providing a blow-by-blow for those who know they will not get to sleep tonight anyway.